There are some hilariously cheesy pickup lines in China, which may put a smile on your crush’s face or may straight up annoy them. We’ve tested them, and so far they’re making people laugh. We don’t know if that’s a good or bad thing.
1. Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk past you again?
你相信一见钟情吗?
或许我应该从你身边再走过一次?
Nǐ xiāngxìn yījiànzhōngqíng ma?
Huòxǔ wǒ yīnggāi cóng nǐ shēnbiān zài zǒuguò yīcì?
2. Apart from being beautiful, what do you do for a living?
除了当美女, 你还有别的爱好吗？
Chú le dāng měinǚ, nǐ háiyǒu bié de àihǎo ma？
3. Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?
你从天而降的时候, 有没有受伤？
Nǐ cóngtiān’érjiàng de shíhou, yǒu méiyǒu shòushāng?
4. I seem to have lost my phone number, can you give me yours?
我不记得我的电话号码了, 所以你可以告诉我你的电话吗？
Wǒ bù jìde wǒ de diànhuà hàomǎle, suǒyǐ nǐ kěyǐ gàosu wǒ nǐ de diànhuà ma?
5. I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So…would you smile for me?
今天我心情很不好, 但是通常美女的微笑可以治愈我, 所以你可以对我微笑一个吗？
Jīntiān wǒ xīnqíng hěn bù hǎo, dànshì tōngcháng měinǚ de wéixiào kěyǐ zhìyù wǒ, suǒyǐ nǐ kěyǐ duì wǒ wéixiào yīgè ma?
6. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.
我的眼睛一定是出什么问题了，我没办法把眼睛从你身上移开。
Wǒ de yǎnjīng yīdìng shì chū shénme wèntíle, wǒ méi bànfǎ bǎ yǎnjīng cóng nǐ shēnshang yí kāi.
7. I’m a frog but if you kiss me I’ll turn into a prince
我是一只青蛙，但是你的亲吻会让我成为一位王子。
Wǒ shì yì zhī qīngwā, dànshì nǐ de qīnwěn huì ràng wǒ chéngwéi yíwèi wángzǐ.
8. Kissing is a language of love, so how about a conversation?
亲吻是一种爱的语言，所以我们可以一起聊聊么？
Qīnwěn shì yī zhǒng ài de yǔyán, suǒyǐ wǒmen kěyǐ yīqǐ liáo liáo me?
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